I Am A Total Idiot

James got home Friday night to stay for a week. I was so happy he was coming. I mean, I have had an awakening of sorts since I had my hysterectomy in December. Then I screwed things up really bad

I stepped off my sister's deck, into a crack in her sidewalk, and heard it happen. I broke my ankle. So now I cannot walk, don't know how to use crutches and have ruined another Spring break. Remember last year? I cut my forehead wide open.

I am either a total idiot or I am just clumsy. I don't know which.